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Jul. 4th, 2007 08:49 pm
Things have been strange, but fun. I've been reading epic amounts of hookerfic, often in fandoms that I don't even know.
The crab ate one of the shrimp. There was a baby shrimp, but then it got sucked into the filter and disappeared. There were three baby guppies, but now there are two. I killed my roommate's crab, and then it was alive, running past its own corpse (=exoskeleton). I lost one of the turtles while watching Russell Brand, but then I found it. The turtles drained the water in their bathtub and were disgruntled.
Keep in mind these are all TRUE stories. My pet-sitting life is seriously f-d up, guys.
Um. Happy 4th.
The crab ate one of the shrimp. There was a baby shrimp, but then it got sucked into the filter and disappeared. There were three baby guppies, but now there are two. I killed my roommate's crab, and then it was alive, running past its own corpse (=exoskeleton). I lost one of the turtles while watching Russell Brand, but then I found it. The turtles drained the water in their bathtub and were disgruntled.
Keep in mind these are all TRUE stories. My pet-sitting life is seriously f-d up, guys.
Um. Happy 4th.
